Sometimes I wish he wasn’t so good looking. He walks around like his shit doesn’t stink and treats all these girls so poorly. I didn’t raise him to act like that.
Random mall walkers
May 29th, 2012
Since Kat is too busy playing Skyrim the little man is cuddling instead.
May 28th, 2012
I need sparkly bras…
Yes, Hannah…these are for strippers.
Or on the classy occasion, burlesque dancers, but I’m going out on a limb and saying she’s not the classy burlesque sort judging by that red party cup behind her, the tacky (fake-looking) blonde hair, and general overall lack of any figure whatsoever.
Maybe she just wanted a sparkly bra.
You’re trying to make yourself feel better.
Also, there’s a bra under her sparkly bra.
Your argument is invalid—she’s clearly just turned it into a showpiece.
I feel fantastic about wanting a sparkly bra regardless of why this girl is wearing one. She can wear two bras and strip all she wants.
I do what I want!
Kat.. shut up!
Hannah, get one. :D
You guys are so incredibly entertaining
(Source: strawberriesandchampagnexo)
So Carly Rae Jepsen is a lesbian?
(Source: ihudgens, via pleaselookaftermyghost)
It needs to be 9pm tomorrow. So I will have gotten through my 14 hour audit day. I’m not going to lie I’m may have trouble staying awake.
May 27th, 2012
I’m not familiar precisely with what I said, but I’ll stand by what I said, whatever it was.
Mitt Romney today. (via washingtonpoststyle)
Oh my God that’s in the Washington Post. That’s not a satire site. That’s… he actually said that.
(via onlytowardschaos)
We couldn’t write this…seriously, we couldn’t make this up…
(via mommapolitico)
this is one thing that really pissed me off about my family everything i have been though is just a phase … but its not its reality
It’s just a 25 year phase of my life so far
(Source: b0nes-and-binges)
Mendel loves his toupee.
Its way cool that my shit only kinda loads. I can see text but I get blue squares for the actual post.
